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Saint Mary

September 9th, 2008
Posted in Animals

This morning I acquired a beautiful black female gerbil. My neighbor suggested that I name her Mary. I added ‘Saint” to the front, so that the gerbil would officially be named after the church I went to last Sunday. Now I’m on a roll. What gerbil will I get next week? Hmm. Maybe Grace Lutheran [ READ MORE ]

Islamic Gerbils

August 19th, 2008
Posted in Animals

Slate and Stoner have been acting rather strange lately. I notice them pausing together at regular intervals throughout the day. Always facing in a northerly direction, they seem almost to be praying. It is apparent to me now that they have both converted to Islam. Their home sits beside my laptop here on the desk. [ READ MORE ]

Gerbils

May 24th, 2008
Posted in Animals

I was hit with a sudden realization the other day: my life would improve immeasurably if I were to buy gerbils. Not only that, but the secrets of the universe would be revealed to me and I would become fully enlightened. So I did buy them. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Slate and [ READ MORE ]

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