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Saint Mary

September 9th, 2008
Posted in Animals

This morning I acquired a beautiful black female gerbil. My neighbor suggested that I name her Mary. I added ‘Saint” to the front, so that the gerbil would officially be named after the church I went to last Sunday. Now I’m on a roll. What gerbil will I get next week? Hmm. Maybe Grace Lutheran [ READ MORE ]

Gerbils

May 24th, 2008
Posted in Animals

I was hit with a sudden realization the other day: my life would improve immeasurably if I were to buy gerbils. Not only that, but the secrets of the universe would be revealed to me and I would become fully enlightened. So I did buy them. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Slate and [ READ MORE ]

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